Since the beginning of time, baby animals have ruled the world.
Owning the future, dominating the present and rewriting the past.
We are no match for their greatness..
Something must be done soon if we are to survive.
Tread lightly my friend, for you never know what a baby animal might be thinking..
...but chances are...
...they know what you're thinking.
(yeah... that's because they read minds... telekinesis... yeah... )

...case in point.

There is much controversy regarding the sequence of events
leading up to baby animal domination.
NASA scientists can agree on but a few general (obvious) dates.
The following is a consolidation of the work of
leading experts in the field (babyanimantalogy).