Monthly Archives: February 2010

Most baby animals are proficient in the use of mind control. Whenever you pick up a baby animal, you are performing the will of that baby animal whether you know it or not. In a sense, he is examining you. … Continue reading →

Contrary to popular belief, vampires are not mystical humans from Transylvania. In fact they are baby animals often disguising themselves as human. Many Baby Animals enjoy role playing and find the Vampire a particularly appealing character. Flying around, sucking blood, … Continue reading →

When baby animals attack they often destroy their enemies within .2 milliseconds of the initial confrontation. But once in a while they choose to toy with their prey before the eventual feast of flesh. This baby possum is moving so … Continue reading →

There are many things one should avoid in life. Speeding trains, drugs, paying taxes… but bleach white baby animals with glowing red eyes are at the top of the list. When a baby animal ascends to this state he or … Continue reading →