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When baby animals attack they often destroy their enemies within .2 milliseconds of the initial confrontation. But once in a while they choose to toy with their prey before the eventual feast of flesh. This baby possum is moving so quickly inside this box that there appears (to the untrained eye) to be several baby possums. He is moving at roughly "the speed of light + 1" and in turn, bending the space time continuum around him. The human observer probably thinks there are 14 or 15 baby possums in the box and will therefore (probably) run for his life. When in reality, it is just one crafty possum about to strike.
As you probably know, baby animals are the original masters of deception. One of their favorite pastimes is to trick us humans into thinking they are hurt. This baby fox has even gone to the length of putting on a cute pink cast in an effort to confuse his prey. If a man were to approach the fox, the baby animal would first whimper, then a small grin would form at the corners of his mouth. Typically the baby fox would then begin to laugh hysterically and just as the human begins to laugh along with him the fox will devour the man whole in one, maybe two bites. The disguise will then burst into flames and the baby animal will fly into the darkness (still laughing) eager to tell his friends about the silly human he just encountered and digested mid-flight.
Contrary to popular belief, vampires are not mystical humans from Transylvania. In fact they are baby animals often disguising themselves as human. Many Baby Animals enjoy role playing and find the Vampire a particularly appealing character. Flying around, sucking blood, immortality - this is simply a list of "Baby Animal's favorite things to do"! So the next time you're kicking back watching Twilight or Underworld, remember that Vampires are really baby animals role playing.
Ok, so I didn't know that this was going to be posted on the hime page, so I will try to write something interesting this time. Sorry if I wasted your time.
I think that the world need more baby animals in government postions. Then maybe the economic situation would have never happened. They know what we really need plus they could convince people to drop prices. Even OPEC can't say no to a baby animal begging for a lower price on oil.
Most baby animals are proficient in the use of mind control. Whenever you pick up a baby animal, you are performing the will of that baby animal whether you know it or not. In a sense, he is examining you. Baby animals can affect your free will well after you've left their presence. So the next time you make that late night Taco Bell run, ask yourself - am I doing this because I love tacos or am I doing it because a Baby Animal wants me to?
I am writing this because I am bored in school. I have finished my project and have free time on the computer. My head hurts.